that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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