So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
that is very illegal...i love you.
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