thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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