She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
They are going to name an STD after you.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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