what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
