census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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