my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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