Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down

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(410): View more from Maryland

Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.

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(360): View more from Washington

These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold

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