this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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