Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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