you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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