Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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