I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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