belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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