Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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