if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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