I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
