i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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