So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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