Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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