are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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