also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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