I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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