Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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