She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You are a genius and a whore.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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