I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you would pick up someone in the library
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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