My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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