i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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