That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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