The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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