Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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