clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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