Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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