You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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