i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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