Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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