Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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