Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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