Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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