I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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