remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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