Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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