he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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