is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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