so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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