If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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