Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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