5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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