Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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