we're blogging at a bar
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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