Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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