the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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