What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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